a dance party, u say? r u down? do you wanna be down?! well hinny, urine luck...cuz we’re going down down in an earlier round (and sugar we’re going down swinging). ur fav dysfunctional genetics are at it again...and this time on one of sf’s most iconic dance floors...grrl, she’s literally been stomped upon more than ur most recent bundle of kundle:

the west oakland kwans and the faggots who hate everything, under the tutelage of club vixen, siobhan aluvalot, are at the stud this and every second Thursday for the illicit tryery that you’ve come to admire/ignore us for...come disassociate and scrub the ground to an irreverent blend of whatever tf we want to play...u hoes r here for the ki and we r very well aware 😋